We're raising geniuses!

Sam was just about to tell me something while he was taking a bath tonight, but paused and said, "mom, I'd tell you, but it's a long story."

Elijah was telling his brothers today that boogers come from skunks. I overheard this and questioned, "how do they get in your nose?" To which he replied, "you know, mom, that bad odor they spray into the air? it floats around and forms boogers in the nose."